she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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