Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Why is there bacon in the couch?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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