so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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