i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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