Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I need to calm my uterus...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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