Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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