I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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