Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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