That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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