you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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