So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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