What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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