Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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