We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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