Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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