Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i just google imaged poop.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just blew my weed a kiss
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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