@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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