We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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