He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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