Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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