If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
ttyl tear gas
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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