Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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