i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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