Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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