so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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