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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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