I love black thongs
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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