I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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