I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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