tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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