I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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