i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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