you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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