you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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