why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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