What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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