Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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