Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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