Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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