I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Success! We fucked roommates!
I swear itโs like heโs filling my soul via my vagina
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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