I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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