yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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