I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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