So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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