I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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