She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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