What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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