You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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