I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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