True but thats because hes a fetus.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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