I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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