butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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